t-stride:

birlinterrupted:

bitterpunktrash:

I was actually kinda close to accidentally changing my name to my spouse’s dead name months before meeting them, which I’m pretty sure we all recognize as a plot of one of the best Transsexual Seinfeld episodes

George: We were hitting it off, and then she tells me her name. *pause*
Jerry: Well? What was it?
George: It was my dead name, Jerry!
Jerry: What are the chances?
George: What are the chances, Jerry?!?!

Kramer: This is why I chose Kramer.

Jerry: Because nobody would name their child Kramer.

Kramer: Nnnobody.

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