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The 50s were entirely the result of those 5 years after WWII where American propaganda got fucking everyone at least slightly irradiated from shoving radioactive shit in fuckin everything they could think of.

me, a 50s housewife, absolutely zoinked out of my fucking gourd on a combination of valium and the bourbon from my husband’s liquor cabinet, stuck in the kitchen making banana ham hollandaise for my piece of shit husband and 3.5 children whomst I have been watching all day, when I hear my favorite song “Beware of the Blob” come on the radio:

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